Test your social intelligence! →
speakingofconsuelo: nounforaname: relakshmi: onlyadayinthelife: sainthannah: Test how well you can read emotions of others just by looking at their eyes. The average adult score is 26 out of 36. My score was 28 out of 36. Find yours! This was kind of eerie…. 29/36 wooo! I got 30 I got 30 as well! 33 baby! I suppose I’m rather good at reading eyes. 30.
meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor
mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
pippa6100: I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
meoplelikepeople: acrackinthetardis: nickgrimshade: do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry...
reallyreallyreallytrying: “average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
antst00fs: I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth
human-in-a-cyborg-uniform: shinigami-jinchuuriki: itsdeepforhappypeople: strangeharpy: edgebug: sprightlyvigilante: the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this novel. Sounds like we have a plan. ...
videohall: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal
thepreludeofkyle: manilovesfrenchfries: ursorum: Doctor Who the hell cares
waterfallfish: Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
having feelings that you know are dumb being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
justinhiills: lokifeelsruinedmylife: gerancho: freshprinceoftsundere: EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW so if im in love with someone does that make it a chemical romance not anymore get out
well that’s ok.
sometimes i wonder.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i'm not even allowed to think...
there are things i should be doing
instead i’m looking at new cars because because.
10000bc: since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
alltheangst: jackbassam: When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule “If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock” yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go, “Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
chiebutt: What I look for in a partner: Blue Eyes White Dragon
liamdryden: notxam: thedukeoflions: ...
dustpelt: “and you will have to present it in front of the class”
partybarackisinthehousetonight: “IM IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS, YOUR STUPID LAWS CANT TOUCH ME HERE” i scream to the police as i doggie paddle through my neighbor’s pool
at-boundary-conditions: what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
teamfreesexuality: proudlyinsane: timelord-and-fishcustard: There’s a difference between and The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
peetasboxers: sluttyfinnick: peetasboxers: psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt i gotta tell you something ur a little bitch (◉‿◉✿)